Ode to the Gardening Guild

I must go down to the Guild Shop again

To see what I want to buy.

I think all I need is some feed and weed

And a couple of bags of J.I.

Through lack of support monthly meetings are out

The whole ruddy lot nearly went up the spout.

But we rallied round and new blood was found,

That we shall survive there's no doubt

With Stanley and Matt and Eric and Jen,

And Gordon and Evan and John

With Brian and Perce and many a curse

Though it all quietly flows on the Don

Soon the Show will be here, so lay off the beer

There are plenty of cups to be won.

We know that Sid Wheat is a hard man to beat,

So come on chaps, let's get it done.